sarcastee is now up and running!

Hi everyone. This is the one and only website of sarcastee (not like we're that famous that people are copycatting us).

I know, I know. I said that sarcastee is now up and running. The fact is, it is not up and running. I just decided that I wanted to start something on my own. To start something that matters. This is my first step in starting sarcastee. I will aim to have sarcastee up and running and selling awesome sarcastees in a month or so.

How did sarcastee start?
This all started when I went to Bandung and I wanted to look for t-shirts, because for some reasons, when I moved from Surabaya to Jakarta, I only brought my button-down shirts and left all my t-shirts in Surabaya. Long story short, I went t-shirt shopping. I wanted people to know that I'm funny, and tell them that I'm probably smarter than an average poodle. I looked but I couldn't find a witty t-shirt. It was then when I decided to make one.

So what is sarcastee, really?
It is a t-shirt brand. The main focus of sarcastee will be sarcastic remarks printed in the front side of the t-shirt.

Who should get a sarcastee?
Anyone who enjoys reading my blog! For those of you who have no idea what my blog is, here.
In a more general sense, it's someone who understands English, is smart, has a sense of humor, and appreciates sarcasm. Basically, people like me.

Who shouldn't get a sarcastee?
Someone who doesn't appreciate sarcasm. You might have to be ready to explain what the t-shirt meant to people who has less IQ than a poodle.

How much is a sarcastee?
IDR100k, flat.

Is sarcastee only available in black and white?
Yep.

Can I make my own sarcastee?
Absolutely! Just e-mail/tweet us something witty in less than 140 characters. If we like it, we will make it into a t-shirt and we will put your twitter name on the t-shirt.

Did you make this FAQ up?
Obviously. I just came up with this idea like yesterday. How the fuck would people know about this and ask me all these questions?